This bag is a liar. These are straight up mustard chips. Pretty good mustard chips, but still. No bacon to be found.

This bag is a liar. These are straight up mustard chips. Pretty good mustard chips, but still. No bacon to be found.

I feel you, Pam.

(Source: aambrollins)

clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

The daily ice cream forecast is finally available! I feel it’s not quite accurate though, every day should be “Yo I want to eat ice cream” day.

The daily ice cream forecast is finally available! I feel it’s not quite accurate though, every day should be “Yo I want to eat ice cream” day.

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maylaura:

i’m so tired,

i wish i was the moon tonight 

After complaining for six months about how desperately she needs winter to end, Area Woman is already too hot.

1:24pm and only just recovered enough from this hangover to shuffle down the street to the konbini for cupnoodle, which I’ll probably eat in bed. I’m such an old lady.

“Follow your bliss. Track its movements. Learn its habits. Hunt your bliss and kill it.”
“Reading is that fruitful miracle of a communication in the midst of solitude.”
Marcel Proust (via victoriousvocabulary)

What could you accomplish if you never worried about Being That Girl?